Friday, November 30, 2012

It's Never Too Early to Start Buying Weird Shit for Your Non-existant Children

We are in the business of buying things we don't need, and let me tell you, business is booming. Now as married 20-somethings we have joined the big leagues, we are now purchasing things for hypothetical children that who knows if we will ever conceive. So hopefully our offspring like slightly creepy dolls and tiny woodstock organs because they don't really have a choice. 




p.s. In exciting blog news Taylors husband Adam will be titling all of our blog posts, what follows is an excerpt from our very professional email correspondence:

Adam: For a small fee I will be happy to continue providing you with blog post prompts. For example: "10 simple ways to get the smell of death and urine out of your thrift shop finds" or "How to be hygienic without letting others know you don't shower". I will give you both time to consider.

He was obviously offered the job on the spot especially after coming up with the gem we used today.

Taylor's tiny organ: Thrifted
Katie's handmade doll: Easily Amused 

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